i tell young wanna be TIM bottoms all the time that one of the tricks of the trade for preparing for a porn shoot involves the Big 3-D’s:

diet, douching and dildos.

all the greats routinely get ready by sticking shit up their ass.  (actually i shouldn’t use the word shit since that is what they are trying to stay clear of.)

dawson once said to me that he would insert a dildo bigger than any cock i was going to find for him prior to a shoot to make sure he was ready for whatever i threw at him (there is a moment in Dawson’s 50 Load Weekend where we show me walking in on him getting ready).

christian comes to shoots with an arsenal of toys as can be seen in Christian’s 24 Cocks in 24 Hours.  the man has more pretend phallus shaped things to drive up his butt than anyone i know.

so a few months ago – a top suggested that my friend get a glass dildo – the “exotic pearl glass 8-incher” to be exact – and my friend swore by it as the best “prep” tool for getting fucked he ever used.

sure he referred to it as a glass dildo but i thought it must be plexiglass cause who in their right mind would stick something made of actual glass up his ass? (other than you sick fuckers who like to put beer bottles up your hole).

and then one saturday afternoon he texted me this frightening image:

he was getting ready in his bathtub and the lube (fuck you eros!) caused a slippery slope and he accidentally dropped his new best friend and the fucking thing shattered into pieces.

scary.

(i might say my own experiments with the exotic pearl are that it is smooth and silky and slides right it but it is no where near thick enuf to prepare your ass for anything but getting fucked by a pencil dick.)

but it got me to wondering what IS the best dildo for preparing to get fucked?

send me pictures of your favorite pre-fucking fake penises and i’ll post them and we’ll do tests and experiments and see what works best.

max@treasureislandmedia.com

this should be interesting.