The last few months I’ve seen a rise in guys coming in for model interviews in New York who have told me they are into the “puppy” scene.
Now you might ask – “Max? What the hell is the puppy scene?”
Well, as far as I can tell it’s guys who are aroused by role-playing that they are dog owners and their puppies. I don’t know if they have sex – but they do leash them and make them hang out in dog cages and drink from dog bowls and walk around on all fours and ya know – what do I know? And they also seem to have a general dislike for deodorant.
But OK you puppy bitches – this is just taking it too far. When I saw this I laughed so hard I pissed myself.
For $341 you can own and wear a genuine puppy mask for those times when you are feeling like a pitbull or a rottweiler or even a dalmation.
You can also buy puppy paws for extra pleasure. $243.
So, what do you think? Would you like to see guys wearing puppy masks in my next movie?