i tell young wanna be TIM bottoms all the time that one of the tricks of the trade for preparing for a porn shoot involves the Big 3-D’s:
diet, douching and dildos.
all the greats routinely get ready by sticking shit up their ass. (actually i shouldn’t use the word shit since that is what they are trying to stay clear of.)
dawson once said to me that he would insert a dildo bigger than any cock i was going to find for him prior to a shoot to make sure he was ready for whatever i threw at him (there is a moment in Dawson’s 50 Load Weekend where we show me walking in on him getting ready).
christian comes to shoots with an arsenal of toys as can be seen in Christian’s 24 Cocks in 24 Hours. the man has more pretend phallus shaped things to drive up his butt than anyone i know.
so a few months ago – a top suggested that my friend get a glass dildo – the “exotic pearl glass 8-incher” to be exact – and my friend swore by it as the best “prep” tool for getting fucked he ever used.
sure he referred to it as a glass dildo but i thought it must be plexiglass cause who in their right mind would stick something made of actual glass up his ass? (other than you sick fuckers who like to put beer bottles up your hole).
and then one saturday afternoon he texted me this frightening image:
he was getting ready in his bathtub and the lube (fuck you eros!) caused a slippery slope and he accidentally dropped his new best friend and the fucking thing shattered into pieces.
scary.
(i might say my own experiments with the exotic pearl are that it is smooth and silky and slides right it but it is no where near thick enuf to prepare your ass for anything but getting fucked by a pencil dick.)
but it got me to wondering what IS the best dildo for preparing to get fucked?
send me pictures of your favorite pre-fucking fake penises and i’ll post them and we’ll do tests and experiments and see what works best.
max@treasureislandmedia.com
this should be interesting.
I did a research paper on glass dildos in college. Something about them be safer since they were less porous and easier to clean. But of course they are much more delicate and don’t usually survive when dropped. Good thing this guy didn’t use it afterwards.
That’s really good advice.
I get the douching and the dildo part, but what about the diet? More details please
Most power bottom porn stars don’t eat starting the day before a shoot. Christian sticks to mostly yogurt and Dawson used to have nothing but protein shakes before a shoot. Usually the first thing we do after a gang bang is get the bottom something to eat. [and i don't mean sperm.]
Glass will also hold its temperature longer than any plastic… I love feeling that warmth deep inside me (just don’t make it too hot!).
I used to call it the “fuck diet”. One IML weekend I ate only light snacks for 5 days because I was peer bottoming through the whole event (including a memorable party where I was next to Dawson on a bed pretty much matching his cock tally ) Good times.
That was “power” not “peer”. Fucking autofill
that’s funny i thought you were saying Dawson was your peer.
thanks for Dawson’s tip on cleaning out. i douche with a shower shot but sometimes a big cock goes real deep. I’m often surprised in porn that cocks come out so clean. not even any Santorum. In fact, couldn’t that be your next video? “Eating Santorum”
Christian uses a shower shot also.
Thanks for the tips! I don’t eat much to begin with, but I’ll keep the other points in mind!
Max, how about doing a series of blog pieces for those of us looking to persue work on *your* side of the camera (camera-men, lighting, etc.)? At 41, and a “body by bologna,” I’m not the type for the front of the cameras. But I’m considering going to my Community College to take some classes, and behind the scenes in film is an idea I’m thinking of. Any suggestions? Other blogs to check out?
zig body by bologna – that’s funny stuff – what kind of behind the scenes blog entries would you like?
I’d like to know what the “mundane” is on the set. What goes into setting up a shoot? Basically, the “how Max Sohl movies are made 101.” The dirty stuff that 98% of viewers *don’t* want to know. The stuff that you’d say to someone to scare them *OUT* of thinking of becoming a porn/movie director/producer. Your real life nightmares.