dear eros and wet platinum ID:
can’t you motherfuckers come up with a lube that is BOTH good to fuck with
AND won’t ruin my fucking sheets?
i’d like to say these are cum stains on my bed, but no – - -
just morning after lube stains that won’t wash out.
p.s. gun oil is not allowed in my house or at my shoots since the day a top accidentally spilled it onto my camera lens. have you ever tried to get gun oil off of a camera while 8 guys are fucking in front of you?







I don’t enjoy silicone lubes at all. The hybrids, Str8cam, Spluge, etc seem decent, non-staining, don’t even taste that bad.
I hate eros more than anything but everyone else seems to love it. The hybrids seem to be more used for jackin off than fucking.
spit washes out just fine.
Hot tip – add a cupful of washing soda to the machine on a hot wash. Soaking overnight also helps.
But yeah, I find a spit and shove usually suffices, and saves my laundry :p
Call me old fashioned, but as a bottom, I like good ol’ vaseline or crisco. Never had any issue on them staining! Plus, anyone who does their own laundry knows how to get those stains out!
I find that guys both on camera and off are only interested in silicone based lubes and the most popular is eros followed closely by wet platinum. Both suggest using Oxiclean to remove their stains from sheets and trust ME – soaking overnight did no good cos the stains are still there – so back to my original request – make stain free silicone lube fuckers.
Ever try coconut oil? It works for anything, smells good, and stays slick for a while. Maybe try mixing it with vaseline to cut the petro-chemical tang?