dear eros and wet platinum ID:
can’t you motherfuckers come up with a lube that is BOTH good to fuck with
AND won’t ruin my fucking sheets?
i’d like to say these are cum stains on my bed, but no – - -
just morning after lube stains that won’t wash out.
p.s. gun oil is not allowed in my house or at my shoots since the day a top accidentally spilled it onto my camera lens. have you ever tried to get gun oil off of a camera while 8 guys are fucking in front of you?