You are being a good boy by bringing your lunch to work with you. Saving up your money in one area to blow it on booze and hookers in another.

You get out the luncheon meat, cheese, bread, mayo, and then go to grab the jar of pickle spears to put on top and notice someone got slap happy with the label maker.




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mickey mantle naked?

On September 9, 2014, in Musings, by Max Sohl


this is supposed to be a pic of a naked baseball legend mickey mantle in the locker room.

if you are asking who the fuck is mickey mantle? google it.

me so retro today.


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the only ice challenge you all need

On August 19, 2014, in Shut The Fuck Up, by Max Sohl

i think the world is coming to an end when gay porn stars start giving each other the ice bucket challenge.

the only ice challenge you all need is right here.







cum several times into shot glass or small prescription container.  put in freezer.  repeat as necessary.

when you have a good size devil’s dick, shove it up the hole of your favorite pussy cunt cumdump.


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What’s in your dish rack?

On April 25, 2014, in Musings, by Max Sohl

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Remove Weinstein

On April 16, 2014, in douchebag, by Max Sohl

If you like sex … Sign this petition.  He’s a douchebag.



and kinda what i imagine the grim reaper looks like.

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Spring has sprung in NYC

On April 2, 2014, in Musings, by Max Sohl

This is my favorite time of year in NYC.

The winter thaw is starting to happen. The smell of Spring is right around the corner. The flowers in the window are starting to bloom.


Men are starting to wear less clothing which means they’re starting to free ball!  My eyes automatically go to crotches. 


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Soon it will be Boner Time.


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some see the face of god

On December 24, 2013, in Musings, by Max Sohl

ya know all those photos where people claim to see the face of jesus on a piece of toast or in the clouds or the shrubbery?

one of the hazards of shooting treasure island porn is getting cum on my camera lens.

after a recent shoot my camera looked like this.

definitely the face of god.

sperm cell camera lens


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my new fragrance

On July 12, 2013, in Shut The Fuck Up, by Max Sohl

i have developed my own fragrance line.

the test prototype bottle just arrived.

what do you think?

Cum Whore

i’m not saying i shot a load into the bottle

but i’m not saying i didn’t either


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new TIM nyc office

On April 23, 2013, in Musings, by Max Sohl

after searching for months for a new TIM office in manhattan we found and moved into a great new location

the previous tenant left us a set of dishes, some towels,

and we found this in the back room…


kindof ironic doncha think?


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hash tag random

On March 29, 2013, in So You Want To Be (A Porn Star), by Max Sohl



say what?

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